Just For Leisure reading. I received this by email.Also, just trying to revive this blog, even if this post is going to make you go 'whoa so lame'. =)A Good Way to Study Economics
Practical Applications
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing.2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you say: "He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's Telemarketing.4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" That's Public Relations.5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and say: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" That's Brand Recognition.6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback.7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. That's demand and supply gap.8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him. That's competition eating into your market share.9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" And your wife arrives. That's barriers to entry =)10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:''I am very rich. Marry me!". Another guy with flowers said:I am richer. Marry me!" That's absolute advantage.11. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me!"Her equally gorgeous friend tags along for the rest of the night. That's economies of scale.12. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me!" Two years later, you have kids.That's the multiplier effect.How Practical can Econs Get?Labels: Chiny
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