General Paper: Puns
10 Puns.
- When I was in the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?"
- I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'
- When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
- A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
- There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.
- A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"
- Without geometry, life is pointless.
- Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
- An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
- Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
A student posted 10 puns, hoping at least one would make people laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
unleash the monster in you,
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